So i am going to have a contest! This contest is who can give me the best joke/riddle, and you must include the answer in the comments box, i will pick the joke/riddle i like best! This ends on Saturday April,14 2012. The winner will recieve a mystery prize.... GOOD LUCK!
What's full of holes but still holds water??
ReplyDeleteA sponge!
What's full of Reese Cups but still has room for more??
A Tiggerkat!
Thanks for entering! Results come out Sunday!
ReplyDeletewhat animals never tells the truth?
ReplyDeleteA LION!
Where did the tiger go when he lost his tail?
A Re-TAIL store!
Which is a wolf's favorite celebration?
A HOWL-oween!
Really good job!! Results come out sunday!
ReplyDeletehere are some more if you like
ReplyDeleteWhy shouldn't you grab a tiger by its tail?
It may be its tail, but it will be your end!
Where does a male lion go to buy his fur coat?
The MANE-street!
I'm as big as an elephant, as heavy as an elephant but i am not an elephant. Who Am I?
The elephant's SHADOW!
What is yours but you rarely use it?
ReplyDeleteyour name!
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when im dead. Who am I?
An onion. tears come from your eyes when you cut it, doesn't it?
A woman shot her husband, washed it, put it to dry and then they both had dinner. How was this possible?
She shot a picture of her husband, washed the picture and hung it to dry!